What to eat when you can't?

[Raphael3636]

So past 2 days I’ve been bed ridden with food poisoning. Basically when I try to eat I’m running to the bathroom and 1hr. later. It sucks i dropped near 10lbs. in 2 day, sure it’s mostly water weight but still damn. Anyone have any ideas on what I can eat that’s easy on the stomach but gives a good calorie count. Before all this I was at 4500 - 5000 cals a day, I know I can’t be near those numbers while still sick, but I need calories

 

[Islandswole]

Feel your pain man, I had the same happen to me maybe 2 months ago. Lasted nearly 2 weeks, had to get IV therapy. Just make sure you’re taking in enough fluids.

 

[Raphael3636]

Oh man it sucks, I just got home from hospital couple hours ago because of dehydration, they IV me for nearly 9 hrs. I was cramping so bad from dehydration and wasnt able to keep any fluid down

 

[John]

Pedialyte

 

[John]

But if you can’t keep liquids down then disregard

 

[Islandswole]

Just keep your head up while it passes bro, shit really sucks. Glad to hear you got an IV, at least your levels should be stable now.

 

[Ironside]

Just stay hydrated bro. Worry about the food when you can keep it down. It won’t last long and you’ll be back on track soon enough

 

[Wcr86]

I think bananas are good when you have diarrhea. We feed our baby that when he has the shits

 

[TG1]

Egg whites worked for me. Easy on stomach and stays down.

 

[John]

Bro don’t you pay attention he can’t keep liquids down, duh didn’t you see my dumb comment

 

[John]

You were infantry weren’t you

 

[Ironside]

Hahaha derp… I didn’t see the fluids thing. Ok well fuck it. Hold out as long as you can bro lol.

 

[Raphael3636]

Thanks guys, I was able to put down a bagel and yogurt so far, so it’s a start lol

 

[Islandswole]

That’s good man, try apple sauce as well.

 

[Raphael3636]

Apple sauce sounds really good right about now

 

[John]

With a dash of cinnamon

 

[Ironside]

Have you tried eating pussy?

 

[Raphael3636]

That’s on the menu tonight my friend

 

[John]

With a dash of cinnamon? Or just plain old fucking pussy?

 

[Ironside]

Have you ever tried raw cinnamon?! Fuckin terrible lmao