Bigswole69! It's you in turtle form!

[Youts]

Diego the tortoise retires to uninhabited island | CNN

Diego, a libidinous giant tortoise credited with saving his species, has finally retired to an uninhabited island off the coast of Ecuador after decades of service in a breeding program.

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This is the part that made me think of you:

“His unstoppable libido was credited as a major reason for the survival of his fellow giant tortoises on Española.”

 

[BigSwole69]

BREEDING MACHINE!!! Makes you think of his test levels are higher than a normal one lol

 

[Bigmurph6]

They put him out to pasture he had the best job on the planet he’s probably pissed off that there’s no girls at his new party spot lol

 

[Youts]

Right! Poor guy just wants to throw his seed around!

If I was extremely wealthy I’d put up a statue in commemoration of that turtle! Bet no one would protest that statue!

 

[Dirtnasty]

A true hero

 

[Bigmurph6]

Damn right he does deserve a statue

 

[BigSwole69]

 

[Youts]

Hahahaha, damn right big dick is back in town!

Look at that turtles neck! You know that fucker is peacocking because he knows he’s the man.

 

[NeuroRN]

 

[BigSwole69]

Lmao look at that turtles face haha he knows!!!

 

[Youts]

It’s a shit eating grin if I ever seen one!

 

[BigSwole69]

Exactly. He knows what he did. Lmao