His comments in the USA Today article are even more entertaining:
“I should have put myself in therapy and told baseball I have a disease. My disease is that I’m addicted to steroids. Then I could have had a press conference, and cried, and they could have had a GoFundMe for pitiful David.”
The article was published July 8 by USA Today (I can’t link to it but just search for “Segui” on their site)